1bit.MONSTER · physical
Printed hardware for the people who run it. Every item below is made on demand and priced in real dollars. Every order ships with a free 1bit lanyard, a three-pack of stickers, and a mystery sticker we never sell separately.
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Premium cotton, black. The words that started it all, printed italic serif across the chest, 1bit.MONSTER lockup on the left. Unisex S-3XL.
Navy cotton, edition print. "SORRY" in italic serif with an AMD chip mark, for the people who read the xclbins. Unisex S-3XL.
Black tee, chest print. The number on the box, worn on the body. XDNA 2 · 32 tiles. Unisex S-3XL.
Black tee, chest print. XDNA 2 chips are not supposed to do this. Unisex S-3XL.
Private AI, public drip. JARVIS lockup on chest. Unisex S-3XL.
Heavyweight fleece, black. 1bit.MONSTER on chest, "One engine. Every model. Any chip." across the back. S-3XL.
Matte black ceramic. "1bit MONSTER" up front, "94 tok/s · zero cloud" around the side. Dishwasher safe.
20oz vacuum-insulated stainless steel. "100% LOCAL AI" plus the 1bit lockup. 24 hours cold, zero cloud.
Ten die-cut vinyl stickers in the full design language. Weatherproof, 3×3. Every pack includes a bonus mystery sticker.
The 1bit mark, "94 tok/s", and "NPU UNLOCKED". Die-cut vinyl, 3×3, weatherproof.
Six sheets in the design language. Lasts 3-5 days, waterproof. Flex your NPU at the next conference.
single stickers
SKU 1BT-STK-001
Round die-cut. "One engine. Every model. Any chip."
SKU 1BT-STK-002
Round die-cut. Measured, not marketed.
SKU 1BT-STK-003
Round die-cut. XDNA 2 · 32 tiles.
SKU 1BT-STK-004
Warning-triangle die-cut. For the brave.
SKU 1BT-STK-005
Die-cut chip. Reverse-engineered in 4 days.
SKU 1BT-STK-006
Round die-cut. Private AI, on-device, zero cloud.
SKU 1BT-STK-007
Round die-cut. 100% C++23 · one binary, any chip.
SKU 1BT-STK-008
Round die-cut. We unlocked the NPU, then made stickers.
No minimum, no fine print. Three things ride along on every shipment, no matter what you buy.
Die-cut vinyl. The 1bit mark, "94 tok/s", and "NPU UNLOCKED".
Black polyester with a repeating "1bit.monster" weave and a metal clip.
Limited edition, never sold separately. You get what you get.
the fine print
Everything is printed to order, so allow about a week between ordering and shipping. Tracking lands by email.
Calculated at checkout. The exact rate is worked out from your address and shown before you pay.
Once production pays for itself, everything else funds the engine. MIT license stays MIT.
Nothing here is required to run the thing. Clone, cmake, run.
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